idegenszavak

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Would that help? They are stopping migrants at the border of Hungary, because that is the border of Schengen. What do you think Austrian right wing government would manage it better, or the russian puppet in slovakia?

I was thinking "is this the pedo guy?" so i guess it's not

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The most communist part is that the whole process is fully managed by the government tax office, not some 3rd party private company.

The not communist part is that it takes unbelievable amount of corruption to program and maintain these services under the hood. They figured out that it's hard to measure how much human work needed to develop such a thing, so they can just invoice whatever unbelievable amount they want. American companies help with that as well. Windows and Office license for state offices 3-4 times higher than the normal price for consumers, because for some reason they can't buy it directly from Microsoft, they have to buy from local appointed dealers... Actually MS was fined for this for USD 8.7 Million, the local party in one of this deal was promoted to higher government position afterwards.

So actually this doesn't exist for making the peasant's life easier, just to have jobs to steal from.... It's just accidental that our small life becomes a bit less miserable during the process.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

This painting was in the dining room, so during eating he watched this painting. I guess it has so clear eyes so he could maintain eye contact while drinking his morning coffee.

All walls of the house were covered with similar depressing and disturbing murals, they are called the 14 Black Paintings.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 101 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

I tell you how it works in my shitty eastern european country:

  • I get an email that my report is ready, I have to go to a website where I can see it.
  • After logging in I can see a list, where I worked last year, how much was paid, if I should pay anything more or I can get back something.
  • If everything is alright I can hit OK. If something is not right I can open an issue on the same website, but I never had to do that ever.

That's all. Usually takes less than 5 minutes for the whole process.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thanks for adding /s at the and I would thought they really changed the flag.

rantOh god pleas stop using that / s thing in freaking shitpost-like kommunities. That was the stuppidest shit ever r*dditors came up with to save their precious karma from stupid downvoaters. No karma here, we can play dump freely finally.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But they have 5 vertices, are you sure? Iirc penta means five in french. 4 at the bottom plus the top.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (8 children)

No, that was obvious.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Basically it's the combination of these 2 memes:

1st one is from the manga "The Enigma of Amigara Fault". It's just 30 pages, you can read it e.g. here, worth it, I'm not a manga fan, but I liked it: https://mangadex.org/title/984b53d5-bd03-474a-aa41-ffae063e058a/the-enigma-of-amigara-fault

I think the "square hole" is one of the funniest video of the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkNUFs-4

Lucky 10000 is from this xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053/

God I spend too much time on the internet.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do you type that rolling crying face? I don't have that key on my keyboard

 
 

Hungary first!

Translation:

  • Title: The salary of Viktor Orbán is the highest in the European Union, if we compare it to the gross average salary of the country's population
  • Left column: Yearly gross salary of the head of government in Euro
  • Right column: As a proportion of average annual gross salary
  • Middle column is the list of head if governments, their respective country is in parenthesis.
  • Footer: Source: Wikipedia, Eurostat, research by Átlátszó

How to read country names in Hungarian: Remove the accents, replace SZ with S, remove ország from the end (it means country) and usually you get something similar to English or the native name of the country.

"Irregular" ones:

  • Görögország - Greece
  • Lengyelország - Poland
  • Olaszország - Italy
  • Németország - Germany

Infographic is from the Hungarian NGO newspaper/think tank, Atlatszo.hu (Átlátszó means transparent in Hungarian)

Article: https://atlatszo.hu/adat/2024/07/19/az-eu-s-kormanyfok-kozul-orban-fizetese-a-legmagasabb-az-atlagberhez-kepest/

You can try to read the full article in English with google translate (afaik deepl doesn't have a feature like this): https://atlatszo-hu.translate.goog/adat/2024/07/19/az-eu-s-kormanyfok-kozul-orban-fizetese-a-legmagasabb-az-atlagberhez-kepest/?_x_tr_sl=hu&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=hu&_x_tr_pto=wapp

 

This is not a joke...

TranscriptMake Europe Great Again.🇪🇺 The official slogan of the Hungarian Presidency of the Council of the European Union. 🇭🇺🇪🇺 #HU24EU

https://x.com/HungaryintheEU/status/1803040970377773293

 

The dialogue is from Pizzaman by Cisco Kid, a club song from 2001. Music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYtD22m2bFA

Animation from 2005.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-italian-man-who-went-to-malta

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