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[–] grue@lemmy.world 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

LOL, no they are not! If there's one thing I know about Evangalion, it's that.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 5 months ago

Get in the robot loser!

[–] muzzle@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Then, maybe, you should watch the original series ending?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4p-6lzIpI

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I don't need therapy, I need to go home, play with Legos, cuddle with 30 cute people, and do drugs

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can easily find 30 cute people that I could cuddle.

The problem is that they don't want me to cuddle them or touch them or be around them.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does it need to be in that order?

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, as long as I got to do even one of those things and enjoy it, I'd call it a success

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well you can buy all of those things, so there's nothing stopping you.

[–] Johanno 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where can I buy 30 people? Can't afford lego anyway

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago
[–] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Life teached me that it is easy to buy vulgar sex that makes you feel shitter but the thing you actually need money cannot obtain. Will you really feel better from screwing with some stranger on a one hour timer?

I’d choose a friend and cuddles any time of the day or nothing at all.

I have only seen anger and sadness in brothels

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago
[–] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago

Cuddle with 30 therapists and do drugs with them :3

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 months ago

There's not enough therapists on earth for the cast of Eva.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 20 points 5 months ago

Get in the therapy chair, Shinji.

[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

There's no mistake, I'm definitely on the Internet.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You aren't a 14 year old boy she don't want you.

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 7 points 5 months ago

I hear gardening is a nice way to cope with that news

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Eh, a distorted reality is now a necessity to be free

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

That's a 2 seater tho

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

I do enjoy how both Asuka and Misato are posing like they have previous experience as car show booth babes. That tracks.