LordAmplifier

joined 1 year ago
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 12 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

You don't use "normal" because you're smarter than most.
I don't use "normal" because I'm a silly bean and don't care enough to hide my stupidity from anybody :3c

We are not the same uwu

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 11 hours ago

D'aww, that makes me sad. It was always nice to see a post from yiffit in my feed. But I understand Wander's reason for this decision <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Images like this are awesome. They make anthros feel a little big more real. Very well done :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

HELL YEAH, KEEP SPREADING THAT VIRUS MFER

GRAB YOUR HOG AND CRANK THE DAY AWAY AROOOOOO

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

This is in Augsburg, Germany. You can find this exact photo (and plan your trip!) on the tram company's website. I tried to find the exact location, and based on the building in the background, my guess is that this is near Uniklinik Augsburg (a teaching hospital, I think). They also have a tram spot nearby ("Uniklinik BKH") that's served by line 2, so I'm pretty confident that it's right next to the hospital.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

You just have to keep trying, maybe even multiple times a day :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

YOU NEED HORSE COCK, OF COURSE COCK

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Looks like they were a worthwhile investment. A real cutie :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

plant_vore enthusiast checking in uwu

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

YES, OF COURSE I'M GETTING MAD BECAUSE NOW I'VE GOT THIS STUPID HORSE COCK SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN MFER

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

It's not exactly the same, but I tried to read the YouTube TOS before creating an account when I was 12-ish years old. I printed them out and read them before going to bed, but then I got bored of it and stopped after less than a quarter of it.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago

Beans are cute :3

 

Catbox backup link in case of federation issues.

One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3

alt textA digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.

 

This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/memes@yiffit.net
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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