You can’t break bedrock, unless you’re in creative. Also, something something bedrock is buggy.
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2024
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Just need some TNT, a lever, a trapdoor, and a bunch of patience.
Where was Sandy Loam on 9/11?
And who's paying her to keep quiet about it?!
9/11 was 23 years ago.
How old is Sandy Loam?
4 billion? Shit, she was probably in a retirement center on 9/11.
Digger/Excavator ❌️
Underground cable finder ✅️
Unexploded ordinance party popper.
We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down
Are we soil posting now?
You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!
Everything here is clay. We have like 1/4 inch of rich top soil. Then directly below that, red clay. Sucks in the summer because it bakes and turns to bricks because we're so hot and dry. Suck in the winter because it cannot hold water, so the yard turns into a pond any time we get more than a sprinkle. Don't get me started on pH.
So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay????
Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top????? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich
Tag yourself im silly clay
PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM
This new Rule hits hard.
Hey hey people
I feel personally responsible for this post.
You are;
Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam???? Who’s really pulling the strings here?????????? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS??????????????????
It's all a giant conspiracy!!!
What is this part of the internet?? I need to know more so I can "avoid it forever"
Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet