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Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works ๐Ÿ˜ก) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

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[โ€“] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)

[โ€“] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Creddit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

[โ€“] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck Iโ€™m so old

[โ€“] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.

[โ€“] Creddit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It's loading.

[โ€“] Creddit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Still more accurate than bing maps

[โ€“] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.

Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.

The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.

[โ€“] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Go back to MapQuest, let us know how it goes.

[โ€“] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god, there's always a relevant xkcd.

Great job!

[โ€“] morriscox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's also always an ExplainXKCD: https://explainxkcd.com/461/

[โ€“] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Exbando@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How to make resume look good

[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

Add kickflipping to your skills.

[โ€“] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Bbbrrrrrrrrrregnant?

[โ€“] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

Was I a good search engine?

[โ€“] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
<div>
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
</div>
[โ€“] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure that's wrong. Did you put cash styling in the attributes?

<div style="margin: auto;text-align: center; justify-content: center;"></div>

This would be my answer, from the cache in my head I'm not sure if it's style or styles.

[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

And hence the real answer emerges. FatTony Search wins again ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

[โ€“] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

[โ€“] FatTony@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

The T stands for Tony.

[โ€“] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Movies about sad communists

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[โ€“] Kase@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] sagrotan@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] adj16@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

how to give all my money to FatTony for this awesome thread

[โ€“] MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Show me: recepies with tide pods.

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[โ€“] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] eldavi@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not. This is yesterday's news. DDG is back up now.

One thing that annoys me about Lemmy is that it keeps stories on the front page for way too long. They should be gone after about 14-16 hours IMO. Until this is fixed, in the meantime I've been changing my post sort from Active, to Top Posts in the Past 12 Hours.

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[โ€“] DeLacue@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Given that the speed of light is the upper limit for changes to propagate through the universe; if you had a four light-year long indestructible rod and you move one end of the rod how long until the other end moves?

[โ€“] Inductor@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

I'm not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.

[โ€“] ABCDE@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where can I find UX/UI design jobs/work in the Caucasus?

Hang a poster with your face and resume up and wait for responses.

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