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Paper jam in printing press tray 3 (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

next day: I invented something called a subscription!

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you'll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Please contact HP PrinterCare

> Sends messenger on horseback

[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"How is girl got pergament?"

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How is babby formed?

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?"

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thine instruction be murky, alas my Jerry sticketh inside the mechanism

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Add some vanilla, lavender, and black tea.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

"PC Load Letter"

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

But I only wanted to print in black and white.