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[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Maybe they tucked their huge heads and rolled around like rollerrats. Except huge.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Frigidaire is such massive, steaming, flaming shit. I got a brand new refrigerator of theirs back in 2014. Wanted name brand so I skipped the Hotpoint Huge mistake.

Turns out Hotpoint isn't so bad, but Frigidaire is designed to fall apart in months. After six months, both door handles and the rail that supports the crisper drawer broke clean off. Replaced the rail only because the other stuff was not essential. The rail was a thin flimsy POS. And it cost a fortune. Broke again six months later. I just set the drawer on a shelf and never worried about it ever again.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

One of the classic blunders

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

You can dere-lickt my balls

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

A sphincter says, "what?"

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

With Kevin Bacon wielding the paddle

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Vertical tacos with stinky cheese two for $1.49

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yoyonnaise is great for food that keeps coming back up

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That should be the title as well

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

All natural, organic, free-range, gluten-free lead! With a name you can pronounce. Couldn't harm a fly. Look at me! I turned out fine!!

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The worst part about the gas you put in your car are all the additives they cram in there. Gas for small planes you check it by sticking your finger in it to make sure it's full. Your finger doesn't even smell afterwards unlike car gas where you stink for a week. Also no skin cancer! Next you drain some from the bottom to make sure there's no water. After a quick visual inspection, you just pour it out onto the ground.

 

**Me **

Can you describe a potential new food item for a company like McDonald's that uses insect-derived proteins and would be marketed to Americans

**Copilot **

Absolutely, I'd be happy to help brainstorm a new food item for a company like McDonald's that incorporates insect-derived proteins. Given the increasing interest in sustainable and alternative proteins, I propose a new item called the "McCricket Protein Bowl". Here's a detailed description:

McCricket Protein Bowl

Ingredients:

Cricket Flour Tortilla: A soft tortilla made from cricket flour, which is high in protein and has a subtle, nutty flavor. 

Black Beans: A hearty serving of black beans for added protein and fiber. 

Grilled Vegetables: A mix of grilled bell peppers and onions for a smoky flavor and added nutrition. 

Cricket Protein Chunks: Pieces of cricket protein that have been seasoned and cooked to perfection. They have a unique, savory flavor and a texture similar to grilled chicken. 

Avocado and Corn Salsa: A fresh salsa made from ripe avocados and sweet corn. This adds a creamy texture and a sweet contrast to the other ingredients. 

Chipotle Sauce: A smoky, spicy chipotle sauce that adds a kick to the bowl. 

Unique Selling Points:

Sustainable: Cricket protein is a sustainable source of protein that requires less land, water, and food compared to traditional livestock. 

High-Protein: This bowl is packed with protein from both the cricket flour tortilla and the cricket protein chunks. 

Delicious: Despite using unconventional ingredients, this bowl is flavorful and satisfying, with a variety of textures and tastes that work well together. 

This new food item could appeal to adventurous eaters, those interested in sustainable food sources, and health-conscious consumers looking for high-protein options. It's a bold move that could put McDonald's at the forefront of the alternative protein trend. However, it's important to note that introducing insect-derived proteins to the American market would require careful marketing to overcome potential consumer hesitations.

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Man-eating Pelicans (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by TotalFat@lemmy.world to c/askbiologists@lemmy.world
 

How big would a pelican need to be to generally be capable of swallowing grown humans whole? What body changes would we expect to see in such an organism? Thanks in advance for your educated insight. Also sorry for the split infinitive. Just call me Captain Kirk!

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