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Trippin' Through Time

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[–] Norgur@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you'll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.