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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 months ago

My body has this great feature where if I don't get enough sleep, it starts tensing up. And if it's tensed up, I can't sleep.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

"Feeling good? Great! Let's think about your childhood trauma!"

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

……… fuck.

no the other thing

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you fuck by lying unconscious for 8 hours? Your stamina is astounding, but you need to be a little more active.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Benaaasaaas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well then you're exaggerating those 30s by a lot.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Okay, I'm laying in bed in the dark, can you make me unconscious now?"

"Nah."

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you do the closed eyes thing?

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Poked the eyes, now they stare at me from directly above my head.

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No shit, part of my therapy was sleep well, the drugs they prescribed me were mostly to knock me to sleep, and it made more good than anything that I try before.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Sleep is the most important meal of the day.

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I have pills that let me sleep. The best things that have ever happened to me, even though some days I still don't sleep, but that's not the point.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Unexpected Nathan Pyle.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, my brain doesn't work properly and my DNA sucks. In fact it's so broken that I have to take not only antidepressants, but something that allows my body to properly take in the antidepressants, and my brain still doesn't serotonin correctly. Just "well enough" to keep me nominally functional mostly. God help me if I miss a dose.

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Okay, that is fucking horrible. I hope you somehow get better soon, and fast!

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I couldn't sleep longer then like 7/8 hours if i tried, I went to bed at 1 last night, woke up at like 830-9 and had to will myself back to sleep. and that was a good nights sleep

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee -3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

That’s why I am a big fan of ~~drugs~~ substances

Morning uppers, Evening downers and life is 2x more efficient. It’s not even about recreation or fun it’s just transhumanism. Upgrading your mortal shell, utilising all the untapped inner chemistry to your advantage whether it be hot chocolate or adderall.
Also changing your mindset, confronting your fears. You become a god. Independent from any external stimuli or standards, the only progress is measured by yourself.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That you, Elon? Those drugs aren't good for you.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s surprisingly accurate remark. Musky has clear narcissism and I also have high traits of such personality style.
But the guy is phobic, bigoted, trump lover and total piece of shit as opposed to me so similarities are limited. Someone more fragile could even be offended by this superficial comparison but this is internet.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You want your own body to work those chemicals.