this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 82 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She already said it to them before he showed up ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] cheddar@programming.dev 47 points 3 weeks ago

Let anon have it, mate.

[โ€“] Traegert@lemm.ee 45 points 3 weeks ago

The squeaky gear gets the grease

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 3 weeks ago
[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought gramgram was going to be a k-pop star or something.

[โ€“] Jerkface@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

How do you know she's not

[โ€“] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was some new instagram competitor.

[โ€“] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

When are you going to tell her your real name dude

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The implication is that she's being "nice" to OP because OP is uglier than normal.

BTW, a "sweet summer child" also isn't a compliment on someone's agreeable demeanor who just happened to be born in the summer.

[โ€“] atro_city@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

She complements him with what?