Thanks for this island of cute happiness among all the doom and gloom. This is nice.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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That's within the ball park of as good as it gets.
Wholesome af
Is she just being nice or what's the deal?
Genuine question
Tbh, She's probably from Canada and just bring polite.
She probably likes him, unlike most 4chan stories this seems like a date that both parties agreed to.
It still could be fake and gay?
Fake? Possibly. Gay? Absolutely
The entire universe is fake and gay. Nothing that happens actually happens. Once you realize these facts, you are free.
Absolutely gay. She obviously likes dick, ergo holding hands with a dick lover = GAY.
So if that's the happiest moment of his in the last decade, he probably didn't end up with her. Ouch.
either that or he posted it on the same day it happened
What about you?
I had some surprisingly amazing grilled brined tofu on a bed of mashed peas in 2014. Most surprising because I hate tofu and peas.
Do have the recipe by any chance?
No, this was a restaurant meal. I did try to replicate it once in my own kitchen, but I don't remember exactly what I did and it wasn't very good anyway.
Aww too bad.
Holy cow. I have that image
She rubs my hand between hers, and sets it on her lap
My expectation when I was reading this:
"She rubs my hand between hers, and sets it on fire"
Probably due to the formatting in anon's greentext.
Cherish that memory Anon!