dudinax

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[–] dudinax@programming.dev 5 points 9 hours ago

That's because God knows if he lived, he'd go on to run for president, try to steal an election and end the constitution, enable tyranny claim he's above the law and give secrets to foreign adversaries.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 6 points 9 hours ago

And the Aileen Cannons underneath them.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 56 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dudinax@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Have the birds got jobs?

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

They'll be making stuff for rich people.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

That would explain why they let him stand up.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

As with presidential immunity they shot their wad too early.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Also if it's a sniper whyd he put his head up again?

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 53 points 3 days ago

Once during prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

-- W. C. Fields

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's probably great, but UPS lost it. 1/5. Would be 0/5 if I could give 0.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman's ashes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs

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