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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 84 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I hate that people never say "bye" on the phone.

[–] wieson 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you even allowed to end a phone convo without 20 byes and 30 ciaos?

[–] DNOS@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What Is ciaos ? Is It commonly used also in english or are you an Undercover italian ? 🤔

[–] wieson 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm German, but we use ciao all the time (we spell it tschau)

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I say it sometimes. Is "aight" a good enough bye, what about "later"? Sometimes if it's a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

[–] allywilson@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I say bye all the time. Every phone coversation.

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[–] Sprokes@jlai.lu 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For it is :

  • Preparing a huge breakfast and then they take a bit and they say I need to go
  • People drinking coffee or other drinks but you see clearly that they don't, why film that ?
  • Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.
  • Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.
[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eating and drinking on set is notoriously difficult to pull off. You see one take, but the crew has done about 17 takes of the same scene. Even with chefs on hand, they can’t bloat the actors up with food. Hence why in most dinner scenes, there’s a lot of cutting and mocked chewing but little goes in their mouth.

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.

Just drive like Nicholas Cage drives.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.

As an asian that will be scolded if i ever do that, it weird me out and it does left an impression that westerner wear their shoes inside their house.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A lot do, but also a lot don't. It's household by household.

I'll also mention that you can probably expect people who grew up in no-shoe households to have strong feelings about it.

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Characters pretending to play video games on a controller

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And the story is set in modern times but it sounds like an 80's arcade cabinet. Bwoop-bwoop pew pew!

Granted some people are so focused while gaming that they look like drowned salmon, but streamers have proven you can still be emotive and act whilst gaming lol.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 1 month ago

Bwoop-bwoop pew pew but they button mash like hack and slash

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I remember hearing Atari 2600 Pac-Man sounds on more than one occasion.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

aggressively randomly clicking everything at once

[–] Louisoix@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that's me with Messmer yesterday...

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love this fight. Very punishing, but this one and Midas were very hard and still1 fun to learn, also reliable to dodge. Rennala though... took me at least 60 tries and I only got through with parry & bleed dagger (My build is FTH / DEX with colossal 💀). And then the endboss - honestly no idea how to do it...

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Rellana was fun! I was using backblades at the time, and so with my mimic and the summonable NPC, it was like a freaking anime battle. Just constant dodging and sword slashes from all sides. Much more fun than the lion.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Also no helmets. Can't cover the face even when wildly impractical.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

You probably meant motorcycle helmets My mind immediately went to Avengers Endgame. Everyone removing their helmet everytime they had anything to say... Was an awful direction

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

And when they have sci-fi helmets they have bright lights shining at their face. Surely that would be annoying.

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I honestly don't get it. Recently read a manga and they ACTUALLY WORE THEIR BLOODY HELMETS DURING BATTLE! It was glorious! Occasional a stray bullet destroys the helmet sadly...but for a large chunk of it all, they actually fucking wear them! You could still tell who is who by body proportions, dialog and context so that wasn't really an issue. Also it's hella dramatic to take off the helmet after battle or when trying to negotiate with someone. It just makes soo much more sense!

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Feels like the issue is to not cover the actor's face because that's where the perceived value are. Drawn media doesn't have that issue, so they can do it in a creative way.

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[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm a doctor so I know how dying people act. It's unrealistic that a dying person, like a couple of seconds before he/ she's completely gone, to talk much sense. They speak random stuff, disoriented, or in a complete panic state until they lost their consciousness and then die short after.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Tell my paetner the code to the bitcoin wallet is X1jH&t%@wuiPKlyw35ý...arrrghh gurgle gurlge

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Drivers also tend to keep attention on the road a lot less in the movies.

[–] uhN0id@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And I always anticipate an "unexpected" crash that almost never happens. Even in shows where it would never happen.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

That view of the driver, looking out from the front passenger side out the driver's window always makes me anxious for this reason. It's like Chekhov's gun. Why would they pick that angle unless the characters were about to get T-boned?

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, have you seen the drivers out there? Pretty sure some of them are watching movies.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Every movement with a gun sounds like there's a loose screw in it (it always clicks). Also it usually has a clip of 300+ bullets.

Every mouse or keyboard input into a computer, every loading bar, every screen popping up makes screaching sounds. Except when having a failing DVD drive or broken hard disk I've never heard any computer making these sounds.

A secret tracking or listening device has a blinking red light and beeps.

Every car, always with airconditioning, drives with open windows because of the window reflections. Even during rain, extreme heat or highly contagious zombies trying to bite you through the open window.

[–] 97porcentofracassado@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the loud sound when they turn on lights in a theater.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I worked at a place that had lights like that, took forever for them to reach peak illumination

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

the gun sound they always use is the sound of a colt single action revolver which has a very distinct set of clicks.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the sound design of the real world is rather boring and often unappealing. Sound designers on movies are gods of those audiotary universes, they will paint it however they want

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Headrests would have saved poor Marvin's life.

[–] myphatself@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1964 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu had a bench seat and headrests didn't come until the 66 model. A 1966 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu could have saved Marvin.

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[–] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

They remove the rear view mirrors a lot too

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mid twenties teenagers with 30 year old parents.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

That's not an unfair portrayal in the southern US.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When the character that's "driving" keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

When two characters look at something off-camera in the distance and stare at different points in space (why didn't the directory catch that?!).

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I mean tiny bit is somewhat normal to correct for road camber or rutting...but those doing it back and forth like they are in a 70s pickup truck with fully worn out steering rack and bushings is pretty lame

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

When the character that’s “driving” keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

He's trying to keep the "hands on the wheel" warning from going off.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Most of the time when someone talks on a cell phone the screen stays on. Like wtf is the purpose of that?

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Whelp. I'm never gonna ~~under~~ Unsee this.

[–] rndll@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Getting over it is overrated anyways.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Constant gear changes for no speed, acceleration or grade change of road

[–] anubis119@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Head restraint.

  • pedantic people everywhere
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[–] bender223@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No one locks their car door after parking. Nor do they roll up their windows.

Also, they find parking right away in an obviously busy area .

No one locks the door to their house either when leaving.

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