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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 84 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I hate that people never say "bye" on the phone.

[–] wieson 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you even allowed to end a phone convo without 20 byes and 30 ciaos?

[–] DNOS@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What Is ciaos ? Is It commonly used also in english or are you an Undercover italian ? 🤔

[–] wieson 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm German, but we use ciao all the time (we spell it tschau)

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I say it sometimes. Is "aight" a good enough bye, what about "later"? Sometimes if it's a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

[–] allywilson@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

I say bye all the time. Every phone coversation.

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[–] Sprokes@jlai.lu 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

For it is :

  • Preparing a huge breakfast and then they take a bit and they say I need to go
  • People drinking coffee or other drinks but you see clearly that they don't, why film that ?
  • Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.
  • Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.
[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eating and drinking on set is notoriously difficult to pull off. You see one take, but the crew has done about 17 takes of the same scene. Even with chefs on hand, they can’t bloat the actors up with food. Hence why in most dinner scenes, there’s a lot of cutting and mocked chewing but little goes in their mouth.

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 16 points 2 weeks ago

Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.

Just drive like Nicholas Cage drives.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.

As an asian that will be scolded if i ever do that, it weird me out and it does left an impression that westerner wear their shoes inside their house.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A lot do, but also a lot don't. It's household by household.

I'll also mention that you can probably expect people who grew up in no-shoe households to have strong feelings about it.

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Characters pretending to play video games on a controller

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And the story is set in modern times but it sounds like an 80's arcade cabinet. Bwoop-bwoop pew pew!

Granted some people are so focused while gaming that they look like drowned salmon, but streamers have proven you can still be emotive and act whilst gaming lol.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 2 weeks ago

Bwoop-bwoop pew pew but they button mash like hack and slash

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I remember hearing Atari 2600 Pac-Man sounds on more than one occasion.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

aggressively randomly clicking everything at once

[–] Louisoix@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that's me with Messmer yesterday...

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I love this fight. Very punishing, but this one and Midas were very hard and still1 fun to learn, also reliable to dodge. Rennala though... took me at least 60 tries and I only got through with parry & bleed dagger (My build is FTH / DEX with colossal 💀). And then the endboss - honestly no idea how to do it...

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Rellana was fun! I was using backblades at the time, and so with my mimic and the summonable NPC, it was like a freaking anime battle. Just constant dodging and sword slashes from all sides. Much more fun than the lion.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Also no helmets. Can't cover the face even when wildly impractical.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

You probably meant motorcycle helmets My mind immediately went to Avengers Endgame. Everyone removing their helmet everytime they had anything to say... Was an awful direction

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

And when they have sci-fi helmets they have bright lights shining at their face. Surely that would be annoying.

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly don't get it. Recently read a manga and they ACTUALLY WORE THEIR BLOODY HELMETS DURING BATTLE! It was glorious! Occasional a stray bullet destroys the helmet sadly...but for a large chunk of it all, they actually fucking wear them! You could still tell who is who by body proportions, dialog and context so that wasn't really an issue. Also it's hella dramatic to take off the helmet after battle or when trying to negotiate with someone. It just makes soo much more sense!

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Feels like the issue is to not cover the actor's face because that's where the perceived value are. Drawn media doesn't have that issue, so they can do it in a creative way.

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[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a doctor so I know how dying people act. It's unrealistic that a dying person, like a couple of seconds before he/ she's completely gone, to talk much sense. They speak random stuff, disoriented, or in a complete panic state until they lost their consciousness and then die short after.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago

Tell my paetner the code to the bitcoin wallet is X1jH&t%@wuiPKlyw35ý...arrrghh gurgle gurlge

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Drivers also tend to keep attention on the road a lot less in the movies.

[–] uhN0id@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And I always anticipate an "unexpected" crash that almost never happens. Even in shows where it would never happen.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

That view of the driver, looking out from the front passenger side out the driver's window always makes me anxious for this reason. It's like Chekhov's gun. Why would they pick that angle unless the characters were about to get T-boned?

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, have you seen the drivers out there? Pretty sure some of them are watching movies.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Every movement with a gun sounds like there's a loose screw in it (it always clicks). Also it usually has a clip of 300+ bullets.

Every mouse or keyboard input into a computer, every loading bar, every screen popping up makes screaching sounds. Except when having a failing DVD drive or broken hard disk I've never heard any computer making these sounds.

A secret tracking or listening device has a blinking red light and beeps.

Every car, always with airconditioning, drives with open windows because of the window reflections. Even during rain, extreme heat or highly contagious zombies trying to bite you through the open window.

[–] 97porcentofracassado@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget the loud sound when they turn on lights in a theater.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I worked at a place that had lights like that, took forever for them to reach peak illumination

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

the gun sound they always use is the sound of a colt single action revolver which has a very distinct set of clicks.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the sound design of the real world is rather boring and often unappealing. Sound designers on movies are gods of those audiotary universes, they will paint it however they want

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Headrests would have saved poor Marvin's life.

[–] myphatself@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

1964 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu had a bench seat and headrests didn't come until the 66 model. A 1966 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu could have saved Marvin.

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[–] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

They remove the rear view mirrors a lot too

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mid twenties teenagers with 30 year old parents.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

That's not an unfair portrayal in the southern US.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When the character that's "driving" keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

When two characters look at something off-camera in the distance and stare at different points in space (why didn't the directory catch that?!).

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean tiny bit is somewhat normal to correct for road camber or rutting...but those doing it back and forth like they are in a 70s pickup truck with fully worn out steering rack and bushings is pretty lame

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

When the character that’s “driving” keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

He's trying to keep the "hands on the wheel" warning from going off.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Most of the time when someone talks on a cell phone the screen stays on. Like wtf is the purpose of that?

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Whelp. I'm never gonna ~~under~~ Unsee this.

[–] rndll@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Getting over it is overrated anyways.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Constant gear changes for no speed, acceleration or grade change of road

[–] anubis119@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Head restraint.

  • pedantic people everywhere
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[–] bender223@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No one locks their car door after parking. Nor do they roll up their windows.

Also, they find parking right away in an obviously busy area .

No one locks the door to their house either when leaving.

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