Yeah cheap shit gamer chairs with .0001mm pleather will do that. I've only had 3 desk chairs in my entire life and I only dumped the first 2 because my rabbit ate the armrests (and the new one was free). None of the seats have ever worn out like that

[–] mihnt@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Yep, same. Going on 15 years on the current Broyhill I have that I found in a dumpster that just needed a base.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have never seen a chair with a wear pattern like that.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm an upholsterer, you'll see that on forklifts and loaders but with more wear on the right hand side from getting in and out. I'd say this guy is doing a lot of bouncing and back and forth in this chair.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You don't say...😏

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

the perpetrator

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

As a member of the boney ass community, not even my chair looks like this. My cheap car seat covers though? Devoured via ass.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Was there roommate J.D. Vance?

[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Does he sit in his feet and keep his shoes on?

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking maybe he keeps shit in his back pocket?

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Dried up

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mystery fluids!💦

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is booty sweat.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i liked it better when it was a mystery

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

But you learned something, and that means something.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Those are shart stains, obviously.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I think it's three things.

Cheap fabric on the chair
From the bunching at the front, it looks like this person slides forward when getting out of their chair and not straight up. After awhile, it started to tear until we got what we see here.
Probably a bit of a stinky Pete given the stains, but I also don't know how old this chair is.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

That fart-sniffing Trump kid got to this guy’s chair?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Overwhelming quantity of corrosive ass trumps.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If women have the condition it's called Vagina dentata

[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Explosive diarrhea

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 2 months ago

is he from Kazakhstan and gay?