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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 122 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Why is there a big ring of 50+ people per km/sq all around Canada?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 78 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

It's an old tradition that they don't like discussing with outsiders.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's okay, I'm actually Canadian, please tell me.

(even if you suspect that I'm lying, it would be impolite to accuse me of that)

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 18 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 4 weeks ago

As is tradition.

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[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 38 points 3 weeks ago

That's the Night's Watch.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

Untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago

You ever heard of soudi arabias "the line"? Turns out they stole it from canada

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 69 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

90% of the poutine is within 50 miles of the US border. What would they survive on up there?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 25 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It really so they can strike the US at any moment.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Are you saying that Canadian forces are massing near the border?

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago

The Catholic ones yes

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Comes from southern Quebec

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Polar bears, obviously.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (13 children)

The worst part is that there really is a lot of habitable land but it would require employers to make a big push for remote jobs (wink wink federal and provincial governments)

Sure winter is colder up north but even 50km North of the major city centers the land is empty...

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Or the government could just build trains out to there.

I saw a picture of a train station in China that had been built in the middle of nowhere. Stairs from the subway leading up onto a grassy field. The Americans all laughed at China for it. Then I saw a picture of that same train station five years later. It was in the middle of a metropolis. China has so much housing that there are entire cities sitting empty. Now, if a country with two billion people can manage that, Canada has no excuse.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I would look up "Tofu Dregs" before applauding China...

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Once global warming is finished, you just wait.

Canada's going to be laughing at the rest of the world in their tropical paradise. All those beaches.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

This is how we get right-wing patriots to care about global warming. 'not only will Canada still be bigger than us, they'll have better resorts'

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 46 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

With the way climate change is going, we may soon have access to the virgin lands up north. RIP, but also yay, but also RIP...

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah this is pretty well known. It's been ascertained that, assuming we don't go extinct or collapse back into the 1800s, Canada and Russia (especially Siberia) are poised to become demographic and economic monsters in the next couple of centuries.

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh, neither muskeg or bedrock turn into arable land just because the winters become milder.

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[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pfft, what housing crisis?

Map of Australia showing population density, with a red line drawn around the large area of land with less than 1 person per square kilometre.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at all that fertile land, the Aussies are so silly

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

It’s literally greener than the rest of the map, stupid fucking upside downers

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The scribbled out Tasmania is pretty funny.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I miss r/MapsWithoutTasmania! Thanks for appreciating the bit 😂

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Edmonton (that moderate city on the western side, just past the rockies) gets to -50°C in the dead of winter for about two weeks.

Some years we get snow for 5-6 months (global warming is fixing that) .

You move more north if you want to. Im fucking good

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Edmonton is the farthest north you can go in the western hemisphere while still having over 1 million people, and yet we still have people that complain about the winters ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Also we hit +40C/104F last month so that was fun.

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is the land of cobra chickens.

We deeply respect the limits they impose on us.

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It'll be warm soon enough! Keep not eating the rich!

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 15 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Let's be honest, what is Canada doing with all that land though?

[–] superkret 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

In my experience, using it as a dumping ground for anti-social alcoholics

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Why would you say that about Edmonton?

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Resource extraction. Lots of mining, oil further west, logging everywhere south of the arctic circle

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's full of bugs and terrible soil, also looks bigger than it is due to map distortions

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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 weeks ago
[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

big toast!!

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They all want to live in Torranto.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago

And vanchoover

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

It's wild to me how empty Canada is

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

the us is kind of like this too

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sure, but the year-round livable areas in Canada aren't in that red area.

Livable areas

[–] Lobreeze@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
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