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[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago

I find it hilarious that it didn’t work with Trump, so he went running to Kamala

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

he is probably stealing more votes from Trump than Harris, so he better stay in the race

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

From polling, it appears that you are correct. Although how committed those voters are remains to be seen. I think I recall Johnson polling at around 6% in 2016 but ended up with a little over 3%.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

well he's going for the uneducated fuckwit vote, so yeah.

wasn't necessarily true before, mind you. i think a lot of people were going to vote for him just because they didn't want to choose between the same two dudes again.

also the more he talks the more he'll drive away any voters lucky enough to have multiple neurons, and maybe steal a couple single neuron voters.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Harris and her advisers have not responded with an offer to meet or shown interest in the proposal, say people familiar with the conversations.

The Kennedy outreach, made through intermediaries, follows a meeting in Milwaukee last month between Kennedy and Republican nominee Donald Trump to discuss a similar policy role and endorsement that resulted in no agreement.

I imagine that Kennedy would like some return on kingmaking.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dudes not qualified to wipe her ass

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe an official intern ass wiper

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Assistant to the intern.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Maybe he could try bringing her a dead animal as an offering.

It works for shrikes and he's got some experience with it.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Secretary of Roadkill Disposal

[–] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Ambassador to the Moon

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

can we give Trump the Secretary of Roadkill and see who wins?

thunderdome style.

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Secretary of Falconry

At least he’s arguably qualified for this.

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He just won’t go away. Read the room.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The guy has brain worms and rats himself out for dumping bears in parks. I'm not trying to be rude, but do you really think he can read a room? Really?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

to be fair during the bear story "the room" was roseanne barr.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago
[–] dhork@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does she need her kitchen redone? That's the only cabinet job I would let him near....

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Really putting a lot of faith in the worm's carpentry skills here...

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Cheryl should’ve stuck with Larry! He’s funny and not crazy!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Trump might make him HHS secretary according to John Oliver. Yet another reason to keep Trump way out of the Oval Office.

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He's totally cosplaying as Connor Roy, isn't he?

[–] comador@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Special Envoy to the Round Cycle

[–] ryrybang@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Promise him Secretary of State if he stays in the race until election day, keeps on message (stupid conservative arguments), and works swing states hard. Then...just don't give him State. Or anything.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Should've promised him a job on the filing cabinet if he stole enough trump votes.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago