FuglyDuck

Trump wears Elevator shoes to appear taller. This is part of the reason why he’s always hunched forward.

DeSantis also wears them.

The delivery driver deserves a raise.

Also, the kitty with the maki rolls got me.

many "normal" EULA's aren't really binding, if you get down to it.

Also. Relevant XKCD

well she didn't mean any of the rain precipitators. She meant, they actively controlled hurricanes. It's both weird and fucking stupid.

Actually. I wonder what would happen if you took a microwave array, of appropriately huge power, and directed it at the hurricane's flanks, you know. to heat up the water on that side. maybe make some wind. I bet you could steer it "some"....

(Mexico, if you're reading this, I absolutely won't try this, if you send me your best street taco recipe.)

“About 3 minutes and ding its done!”

He knows….the internet lasts longer than diamonds, right?

Have you seen the carbon footprint of a rocket launch?

I’d rather compost. Let their anger feed kids. Literally.

Spray on gold rustoleum?

I like the way you think.

this is an aspect of chinese culture they want brought to america, too.

authoritarians love it when people nark on each other hoping to get slightly better scraps for it.

the random single toilet bathroom that's got one of those pull-on-pull off hanging lighbulbs and exposed plumbing, a sink that's cracked enough to not be useful, and the entire space generally hasn't seen custodial attention in forever because like 3 people on the staff know about it.

that room should be his memorial.

I think I saw that anime.

you don't want to smoke the trump bible.

it's probably made in china and contaminated with shitloads of toxins and heavy metals.