tektite

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Gang of wild otters mauls jogger in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't know about second gun... in c/lotrmemes@midwest.social
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Should the spare car fit inside the first car or be towed behind?

She broke him in c/antitrumpalliance@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Why do people keep saying this? Leon was born in South Africa. So unless Trump wins and fucks everything, the muskrat cannot be president.

Tuesday 9/10 Presidential Debate Megathread! in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

In Hawaii they're called aloha shirts.

Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like. I am 11 years old in the 6th grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if I'm on yahoo chat. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!!

If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body in c/mycology@mander.xyz
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

Don't want you to get it on with nobody else but mycelium

Neo-Nazi Ex-Trump Dinner Guest Rages At Trump For Admitting He Lost — ‘You Deserve To Be Charged!’ in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ex-Trump Dinner Guest

lmao what

Pro-Trump ad uses Latin to target Latino voters in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It says, "Romans go home!"

Trump says change 25th Amendment to oust VPs who conspire to ‘cover up’ incapacity of president: ‘That’s what they did!’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago

Oh yeah, likely just the "eat" part.

Trump says change 25th Amendment to oust VPs who conspire to ‘cover up’ incapacity of president: ‘That’s what they did!’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

-Eat hamberder and lie

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https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/trump-sons-hunting-preserve-run-now-before-its-too-late.html

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