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Anon sets a trap (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 87 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 month ago

I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."

I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Or he did more than just fart

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fake: anon shit the bed

Gay: it was after butt stuff

[–] sexy_peach 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How I made the day of someone below me miserable

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You consider housekeepers to be beneath you?

[–] sexy_peach 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

If they would be working for me there is a clear hierarchy. Being shitty to them on top of that is just cruel.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

In this scenario you aren't their boss, you're just leaving farts in the bed to ferment and they happened to break the hermetic seal.

[–] sexy_peach 1 points 4 weeks ago

And they will have to deal with them or maybe lose their job.