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You know it’s true
I see Vance more as the guy that's chair of the HOA board, and drives around the neighborhood six times a day looking for any minor infraction to write up, but only for the residents he has beef with - looking the other way when one of his "friends" is in violation of the CC&Rs. So he's the guy that puts a lien on your house while you're in the hospital.
couch of the HOA
I'm not downvoting you because this was a bad post.
I'm downvoting you because I can't unsee it.
Lemme help you then:
Drag queen tuck...
Well, found this year's Halloween costume.
The new J.D. Vance Doll™ from Blamco.
Also Vance: sneaks into your house and violates your couch while you're in the hospital.
Vance would break in and steal your stuff, fuck your furniture and then call the HOA.
Then goes inside and fucks your couch
"She shouldn't have been upholstered in silky smooth velour. She was asking for it!"
I straight up thought I was looking at Danny Devito for the Walz photo
I wonder if they could get him to do an appearance on SNL
Me too, when he’s on that life is good merch kick for an IASIP episode
Life is happy, baby!
Or
Fucking couch fucker
I'm lucky, my HOA handles the grass themselves
Just gotta shovel the snow directly in front of my house
I think being in a relatively walkable neighborhood means all the usual shenanigans that power tripping HOAs pull aren't as easily deployed