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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Biologically and functionally speaking, he's whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

  1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

  2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

  3. Job

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"But you are an English major"

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone -1 points 3 months ago

Fraud (y)

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait is his chest censored

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'm also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you're not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Even if you don't mention who you signed it with? There's quite a bit difference between saying "I've signed NDA" and "I've signed NDA with company (name)"

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

Where, US?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

[–] Jocker@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

"Yes, but then I'll have to kill you"