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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 126 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

People always argue that -num isn't a legitimate way for the name of an element to end, but I never see you guys talking about Platinium.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

All words are made up and language isn't real

[–] rainynight65 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Then we also need to talk about Sodum, Potassum, Magnesum, Plutonum, Uranum, Cadmum, Chromum, Titanum and a bunch more. Why should Aluminum be the outlier?

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[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Kroxx@lemm.ee 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Team aluminum all the way. A higher up where I work is obsessed with stainless steel, he gets these monstrous heavy duty tables made out of SS that hold objects 1/3 of their weight. Makes lab rearranging a nightmare lol.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

STEEL IS AN ALLOY, YOU PHILISTINE

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The actual aluminium that people work with in actual real life are also alloys.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your heresy is forgiven because you used the superior spelling of the metal in question.

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Aluminum is where it's at, and where it is, is everywhere.

Your cans? Aluminum. Your car? Mostly aluminum. Old wiring, you better believe that's aluminum. Your fucking phone screen is aluminum, sand paper is aluminum, half the birth stones are all aluminum let's fucking goooo baybee

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[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Two punches for calling it Aluminium

[–] abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Us Americans are too excited about making stuff with our Uh-loo-min-um that we just skip pronouncing some of the vowels

[–] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Guy that named it called it Aluminum

Weirdo types that decided they were in charge of naming things decided to name it Aluminium so it "matched" the likes of other metals like titanium, iridium, etc

[–] lud@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And thanks for that. Aluminum is a stupid ass name.

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[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

Guy that named it called it Aluminum, Alumium, and Aluminium. Aluminium stuck, even in the US.

Then some weirdo types decided they were in charge of naming things in the US decided it needs to be Aluminum. It took them about 50-90 years to succeed.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aluminum is F grade allomantic material.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

unless you need to block the allomancy

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Always been more of an iridium man myself

[–] ByroTriz@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not as bad as those osmium-heads, plus we've got sparkle and color!

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[–] match@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

dwarf fortress taught me that aluminum is basically mithril

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's because the only way to get aluminum, historically, was to find nuggets of it. The process for extracting it from bauxite wasn't invented until the mid to late 1800s. This is reflected in Dwarf Fortress, as aluminum metal has the same value as platinum and bauxite is a near-worthless construction material.

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[–] sparkle@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

I can't think of many things you encounter every day that just use straight iron. Only alloys that use iron

Meanwhile, you'll use very pure aluminum all the time

[–] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You as a human use pure iron. But non-animate objects, yeah mostly alloys

[–] HauntedCupcake@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Uh, I hate to break it to you, but literally all the iron in the human body is either part of a protein or bound to other molecules. It's not an alloy per se, but it isn't exactly pure iron

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[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love a good ferromagnetic metal but how about that electric conductivity of copper

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Non drinkable metals are just lame. You cannot even make a good cocktail without Mercury or Gallium.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Every metal is drinkable as a hot soup

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[–] vampira@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's right, though. I can't think of a metal more versatile than aluminium

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I saw something the other day where a dude talking about a car they were fixing up said they used aluminum for the finish because it looked better than steel and I'm just like "that sounds like how I've heard girls prefer eggshell to off-white. They're the same color!"

[–] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Car guys are just the male equivalent of horse girls

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

At least we can all agree that diamond is the hardest metal.

[–] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man, it is the metal you use to break diamond

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure neutron star matter is the hardest metal buddy

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Team Stainless Steel all the way. Strong and tougher than that weak aluminum shit.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

...anodised aluminium beats stainless steel in every application except hardness...

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You... aluminum-loving sonofabitch.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ever heard of hardened steel you aluminum loving mf?

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[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Soft ass non-magnetic piece of shit aluminum

[–] Yambu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still can't believe there's people pronouncing it aluminium instead of aluminium

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You do realise that aluminium (ium) is not spelled the same as aluminum (um) ? It's not a case of the same letters being pronounced two different ways

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t get me started on titanium! 🙄

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Titanium is awesome, though. Has similar corrosion properties to aluminum (in that it only oxidizes on the surface), is similar in strength to iron/steel, but is only about 60% of the weight iron. So it's lighter.
Plus if you mix in molybdenum and I think some nickel, you can have yourself a very long lasting spring that won't sag like steel springs after several years.
Main downside is it's so expensive compared to iron :(

[–] programmer@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

Can confirm Rust is superior!

[–] prowe45@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

All the Simpsons fans out there know how great Zinc is.

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Together they are thermite!

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Okay starkiller.

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