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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 month ago

I'll just re-send my meme from last time this was posted here

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago

SLEEPY JOE caught SIPPING on the SINISTER POTION

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Could be Metamucil but that would mean Joe Biden is...old! Gasp! Who knew?

Or it could be Gatorade. But that would mean he didn't choose the superior blue flavor! Impeach!

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf is wrong with you? Orange IS the best flavor!

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

you ripple-nipple bitch!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

it's not even an age thing, basically everyone should be drinking metamucil given the general modern diet

we owe it to ourselves to have healthy bowel movements

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago

I assumed the drink was the only thing keeping Dark Brandon at bay.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago

OP would make an excellent dungeon master

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God damn... Republicans are... Dare I say it... Weird.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

They're painfully stupid too.

Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.

Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.

"NAH HE'S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666"

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least he doesn't need to use both hands to lift it.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

At least he got the injestable version, Trump is still on the topical cream.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Are you tired of Your Crooked Joe Biden falling into a Deep Slumber? Get Mysterious Orange Drink! For a limited time, we'll throw in Mysterious Blue Drink, absolutely free! Yikes!

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yikes!

Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Everyone knows, hydration is for pussies - Republican "Researchers"

[–] istdaslol 13 points 1 month ago

He needs to get his electrolytes, the First Lady promised to give him a present when he stops sabotaging the Dem presidential campaign

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blood of his enemies. Keeps Brandon from coming out.

[–] ShadowAndFlame@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I didn't know Biden was at war with the Parshendi as well

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you, Secretary Booty Juice.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Still nothing to say about the mysterious orange skin?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Are they still salty about the 67 orange bowl?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Damn. Well, we learned a lesson, we cannot let anyone anywhere near that old be president. Especially if age is affecting their mental health in other ways, like dementia.