I want to learn Quebec French just to annoy everybody should I ever go France. Maybe throw in a few Arabic words, too, I heard that's very popular among the older generation.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

im planning on learning Missouri French.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll never tolerate those baguette fuckers

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's usually the other way around, we don't fuck a baguette, we use our baguette to fuck.

[–] velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

The moment you ride your baguette you are a baguette fucker. When you are riding a baguette which has another ones dick in it, you are french now.

[–] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

They just take your crops and pay you crap then expect you to be grateful.

Inherited Frenchphobia passed down through the generations. Trying to break the cycle but it’s hard.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 1 month ago

If I ever go to Paris, I'm going to ask the locals for the Emily in Paris tour.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago

Fr🤮nch

[–] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 RIGHTS 👏 ARE 👏 HUMAN 👏 RIGHTS 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 MEN 👏 ARE 👏 HOMME 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] phuntis@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

>french
>man

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

They deserve it for having a gaul to be born French.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago

Original comic is about super straights this version is greatly improved

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

French people stink 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️🙅