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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


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Heart rate? 1,500 beats per minute.

Breathing? 600 times a minute.

It eats twice its body weight daily just to stay alive.

Clicks to hunt. Whiskers as radar.

Jumps, darts, devours — all in the blink of an eye.

It may only live two years, but in that time, it's a lightning bolt with teeth.

Tiny. Fierce. Unstoppable.

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[–] pezhore@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I wanted one of these as a pet, but the guide book I got from the library on taming shrews was not helpful.

It was pretty funny though.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Your comment made me smile, but also reminded me that this was a thing that I read before I ever heard of the original. I'll admit that, in that context, the title never made sense to me.

I was not aware of this. Thank you!

The babies bite butts to form a train with the mom because they have bad eyesight 😩

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

just 1.8 grams of pure speed...

Oh c'mon, 1.8g ain't shit.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This was cool to watch, it's like it teleports back when the scorpion attacks

https://youtu.be/su-RH8uQg8c

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

It's cute tho

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A favorite childhood toy!!! Had that thing for years and years. Hell was it called?! Gods, you woke a dormant part of my brain I didn't know was offline.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I googled "fuzzy worm toy", not sure what its official name is

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

1.8 grams? That cute thing should float quite well!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Science? Just metric, I can tell when something is bigger than 2cm³

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What are you suggesting should happen to it?!

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

It's just super light for it's size

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

All I'm saying is that it can survive trouble with the mob just fine. Ain't no sleeping with the fishes for this rodent!

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

My brain saw a NSFW thumbnail and it took a few seconds to see it correctly.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Him snoot looooooooooooong

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

He's got a droop snoot

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Our mans living decades in those 2 years

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I love shrews but my cat seems to love them more.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

That mouse has a long snoot.

ittybitty and veeery busy

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You got shrew love like I got dragonfly and hummingbird love! I should write the hummingbird post sometime.

Make me love! Write a long, crazy, true post about these animals. I hunger for it. HONGRY

(I'm not shitting you. I want a long, detailed and entertaining post on these beasts. Hop to it.)

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

We love a shrew