this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


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Heart rate? 1,500 beats per minute.

Breathing? 600 times a minute.

It eats twice its body weight daily just to stay alive.

Clicks to hunt. Whiskers as radar.

Jumps, darts, devours — all in the blink of an eye.

It may only live two years, but in that time, it's a lightning bolt with teeth.

Tiny. Fierce. Unstoppable.

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

just 1.8 grams of pure speed...

Oh c'mon, 1.8g ain't shit.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This was cool to watch, it's like it teleports back when the scorpion attacks

https://youtu.be/su-RH8uQg8c

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago