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[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

JetBrains Mono to the top!

[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

I really em want to makenit a reality, do anyone here know a 17th century antique monosace font?

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

SideShowBobUUUUGH.wav

[–] peto@lemm.ee 124 points 1 day ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 101 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] Hupf 1 points 10 hours ago

And then submit patches

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, it’s not quite that bad, but it takes a special kind of person to send their very obviously visually impaired coworker screenshots instead of plaintext. And I know a few of them.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

Yes. The "problem".

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

I wonder if this font would screw up ocr?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

And then maybe you could use something like #define in C to map them back to valid characters? Not sure if there’s a good way to do that in other higher level languages.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (16 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Look up a good article on coding fonts and pick your camp! At the moment I have DejaVu installed but I'm not a purist. As long as it's properly designed for this I'm happy. Ligatures are particularly nifty in some languages but no big deal. I recall one author picking a font so that the italics would be cursive rather than monospace, so that his comments would look like handwritten notes in the margin, but I never got a chance to try it myself. Looked great though!

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

My go-to has been Fira Code for some time. Just did the test, and Fira Code was the winner. Jetbrains Mono was a close second for me though.

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 4 points 22 hours ago

That was fun. Apparently I'm a JetBrains Mono user. Of course it might be simply what I'm used to, because I'm a long time IntelliJ user. It wouldn't surprise me if this is already my font.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

Thanks, I got inconsolata. I'm not a coder but I'm going to use it for other things.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

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[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm a big fan of GoHuFont

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I use it as well

Is there any other font that has that variety of ligatures?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 22 hours ago

It's a bit vanilla but I like DejaVu Sans Mono 8pt in my terminal, which is where I edit scripts and things

Curiously, I don't think that looks quite as good at larger sizes, so I've been using Liberation Mono 9pt or 10pt elsewhere.

Both of those have distinct glyphs for the usual easily confused candidates. Can't be having my lowercase L's and 1s looking similar.

[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 40 minutes ago

Nope, indentation is still the same.

For example eight spaces are going to be twice as big as four spaces in just about any font, and Verdana still accodomodates well to this with its wide spaces.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

std::string independence;

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

comic shanns ms for all code editing

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

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