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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

The concerns on using Mastodon and the likes is probably propaganda to dissuade people from using open source and defederated social media.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jokes aside, is Mastodon still tech nerd dominated in 2025? This was from 2022.

[–] recall519@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Like Lemmy?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.

But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why can't we contain all those tech nerds inside a dock or something?

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

we would board containers and find the tun/tap.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Aren't thea few science nerds there nowadays as well?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

This is my favorite thing this morning. FreeBSD ftw.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 121 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Is that 4 in binary, then? I'm not in the know

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 4 points 20 hours ago

Yes. We normally count in 'base 10', which means each digit can go from 0 to 9 as we count up, then the digit to its left increases by one. The rightmost position is the units, the next the tens (because we use base 10), the next hundreds (or 10 times 10), and so on, with each position worth 10 times the one to its right. So the number 12 means you have 2 units plus 1 ten. 123 means 3 units, 2 tens, and 1 hundred.

Binary is 'base 2', so as we count up each digit can only go from 0 to 1 before incrementing the position to its left, and each position is worth 2 times the one to its right. So 1 still means one, but 10 is 0 units plus 1 two, and 100 is 0 units, 0 tens and 1 four, totalling 4.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 points 18 hours ago

Yep, and it's easily memorable because if you learn to count in binary on your fingers 4 is 🖕.

[–] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who get that joke and those who don't.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hm I may be getting wooshed, but this is still binary? 4 in ternary would be 11.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

(all numbers in ternary) There are 10 types of people in this world:

1: Those who know binary

2: Those who don't

10: Those who weren't expecting a ternary joke

Hope that explains it!

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Ah gotcha I thought you were going off the original post. Thanks!

[–] shiny_idea@aussie.zone 46 points 1 day ago

Ha, I missed that part. Subtle.

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[–] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don't know how to quit it.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 10 hours ago

The joke is long dead, long live vim

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

i went boom boom 😎

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Asking someone that doesn't know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"What's this machine do?"

"It is a dedicated word processor."

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 day ago (8 children)

"Theres also a emacs plugin"

Truly heresy against the lord Linus Torvalds, Vim is the only correct option all else is unholy.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 23 hours ago

Surely you must love VS Codium even more.

[–] wanderingwizard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Linus uses emacs. Not GNU emacs, but still emacs.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whaddaya mean, not gnu emacs? xemacs and lucid emacs are long gone, are they not??

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's a weird archaic emacs version that is no longer maintained except by him, iirc

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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

It's a type of sausage that's famous in the Netherlands

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

It's the online handle of some Linus fellow, some would argue he's internet famous for whatever reason

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Hey! I know some of those words!

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have to be honest I thought OP was being 100% serious until the last line.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

That last line is why I shared it with others who have no idea what half the things it's referencing are.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

This is true because NetBSD runs on the actual Mastodon.

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