The world would be better without you, Elon. And you’re such a sad little shit you’re probably reading these comments hoping someone will like you.
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Kill yourself, Elon. Everyone will be sorry then.
as someone who will definitely be sorry if elon kills himself i would really like elon to kill himself just to prove that i indeed will be sorry
Kill homework?
I'm not in school anymore....but I feel like Elon killing homework would have been widely applauded by students everywhere....
fucking autocorrect!!!
I hope I can get your support in my personal life mission? I'm on a cerebral crusade of minds....I put a lot of personal effort into getting people to join me in calling it what it is....
Autoassume!
Still over here hoping his penis pump explodes and burns him to death from the dick up.
so when can I expect my paycheck for being a paid protestor?
Probably about 3 weeks before the DGE Efficiency Cheques?
Good
I want my money Elmo!
If you say it's paid, pay me. Pay up or shut up
Profits dropped by 71% compared to the same quarter last year, but the stock price went up 68% in the same time frame. Because that makes sense. Who are the idiots still buying TSLA at these prices?
Can I get more pictures of Elmo crying? They make me fell all warm and fuzzy.
He should be totally overjoyed, not bitter.
The current stock price, despite YTD of -36%, is still way over any kind of realistic valuation. And by that I mean orders of magnitude off.
Price to earnings makes it still look like a very, very, very hopeful/optimistic startup in the development phase, rather than a withering, fake luxury, niche automaker facing boycotts and being "run" by a full-blown Nazi that everyone hates.
If you still own Tesla shares, get the fuck out of it now. The recent collapse is nothing.
Agreed. Their P/E ratio is still in dreamland. Look at the P/E ratio of any other car company and compare to this dumpster fire of a company.
People like fElon say they aren't like other car companies; they are a "technology" company. I say that's bullshit.
This 100%. Tesla remains massively overvalued, and it's on the basis that in the future the company will dominate with self drive cars. It's vaporware on a scale never before seen.
Tesla has fundamentally flawed self-drive technology because someone stripped out essential tech to save money. Lidar is essential to self driving cars but some genius decided they knew better than their own engineers and the self drive industry as a whole and instead made their vehicles and tech camera only. That genius? Elon fucking Musk.
The guy's an idiot. The company is an overpriced joke.
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$0.12 eps is amazing. I'm pretty sure Tesler stock is a money laundering vehicle.
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“The protests that you’ll see out there, they’re very organized. They’re paid for,” he said, without evidence.
No. When you do a double seig-heil on national television we protest for free.
You have a typo in your Nazigruß. I'm not going to correct it because I don't want to write out those dirty words.
Germans mostly call it Hitlergruß.
True. I'm German, but didn't really find the word right then.
I was wondering about that, but I have the same problem I wasn't willing to plug it into google to check the spelling.
Thanks for letting me know.
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Nobody's got to pay me to convince me Musk is a nazi piece of shit, he did that all on his own.
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You can bullshit the American people that they are paid protestors, but if any of his investors buy that line of bullshit, they deserve to lose all their money.
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Shorting TSLA is my favorite thing right now. The one tiny bright point in my life.
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It is a mistake to lead off with "here's the thing about Elon Musk," because there's LOADS of things with Musk, but in particular. Let's set aside how ludicrous it is to claim that the protesters are being funded by some outside source, because sure that's worked in the past, and of course it's the Democrats, those notably cash-positive people, who are doing it.
Elon Musk is THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD. If anyone could beat a theoretical money-backed protest against him, it would be him. Just offer to beat the offer of anyone funding the protesters. That's it! If they're only in it for the money then the protest would fold immediately.
More than that, Musk has literally paid people to vote in his favor in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race! The levels of hypocrisy are so staggeringly great that it risks materializing actual hippopotamuses on his properties.
Bruh, don't do shit that causes protests then.
This guy was a liberal environmentalist sweetheart and then he decided he was going to say fuck you to his main customer base and throw his ilk in with Trump. This is all on you Musky-boy.
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