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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can feel that picture - complete with bottle cap landmines from my roommate who was a treat to live with.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which fallout character was your roommate?

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds like an absolute ghoul. :p

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The one that was convinced that wrestling was real. There's one of those right?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

accompanied by New Apartment Smell

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sshh sshk sshk, that's my attempt for styrofoam sound.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

needs more eeeeeeee

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I swear, if canoodling on this awakens something in me…

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I can smell it

[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And it'll hold up about as well as modern furniture.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pro tip: add a bead of glue when assembling furniture, it’ll hold up way better

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Big brain: make your furniture out of glue so it is incredibly sturdy

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

It worked for cybertruck.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IKEA furniture and wood glue. Known trick for making it a lot sturdier.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

A lot of our furniture is second hand as it felt sturdier than Ikea stuff. Might consider that option though if we need something we can't find second hand.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IKEA hates this one weird trick.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering this furniture is water resistant and doesn't turn into wet saw dust when something spills on it...

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Unless that "something" contains acetone, gasoline, diesel, or a number of other solvents. Then it turns into napalm.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Just do some errands for your neighbors and shake a few trees and you'll upgrade from the starter furniture in no time.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

That's basically a palace

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

It's kinda insane how cheap TVs are if you can ignore black levels.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

The power of saving on Starbucks coffee.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ugh. I hate that foam stuff. Someone left it outside of the garbage comtainers. Not whole, but in broken pieces. The wind dispersed it further. We saw an abandoned shopping cart and used it to collect the pieces and throw it in with the plastic. Better there than in the park. It was awful.

[–] udc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Putting those avocado-toast millenials to shame! /s

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

You are giving me too much inspiration.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I too was annoyed about half of the package being stiropor. At least use air cushions or carton triangles or something. Way easier to dispose.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at this guy! Living in a place with 4 walls!

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

it all gets easier after the second

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

💯🤣🤣🤣