Shitty Life Pro Tip

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If you're constipated and happen to have a vagina, you can press the back wall of your vagina with your thumb and squeeze the poop out like squeezing a tube of toothpaste. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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Going literally shitty on this one. This will probably also be a decent survey of lemmy's demographics; every man I've shared this with reacts in abject terror while all the women who didn't know you can do this look like a divine revelation had struck them. 🤣

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Uhm.

Hmmm. This certainly doesn't benefit me. And the fact that I have something else much larger and potentially more forceful than a thumb has now given me anxiety about doing this unintentionally.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry. Unless your penis is prehensile, I doubt you'll get the proper angle and pressure to accomplish this assist.

That said, a good bidet is far more effective. 💩

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Enamizer 3000

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just don't try to poke it back in.