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SLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself. (lemmy.world)
 
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SLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper! (lemmy.world)
 
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SLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT bean. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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Big bean

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SLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreams (lemmy.world)
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