Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's his fault really, there's no apostrophe.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Dogs 'bowl?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's silly. It's dogs b'owl.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if the dogs have space worms.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listen. If my dogs want space worms, I'm going to get them space worms.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Check out these guys' farm maybe

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the 'dog's bowl obviously

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The ' is silent.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

m'bowl. Tips hat