this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fake, anon had a girl interested in him

gay, he almost had a three way

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Came here to say, it sounds like they wanted a third, and failing to note the possibility is one of the more immature features of the greentext.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most people just aren't into that

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for most people, but at the same time, most are more aware its a thing than anon has demonstrated.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you feel sorry for people not being into it?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no, there's so much more to be sorry for those people for besides just what they miss out on. I'm actually more prone to being sorry they are so vocal about it.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone just being into something doesn't make me feel like they're missing out. Not everyone likes the same things.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Again, I don't care what they are or are not missing out on. I care what they ruin for others, intentionally or otherwise. I'm sad for the rest of us that these sad-sacks are so certain of their majority and righteousness.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but really don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying they're ruining things by turning down a threesome because they're not into it?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could be. The obliviousness is far more disappointing though. She might have liked OP better than her boyfriend in the end. At a minimum "I (knowing/unknowingly)turned down a threesome" is lot less pathetic than what we got.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Need I remind you that this is both fake and gay

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Anon's gender is unspecified and their profile pic is masculine, but I'll take your word for the gay part.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

You have NO idea how right you are.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Love this community for keeping up with the 4chan spirit no matter what.

There's always a comment under every post explaining how it's fake and anon is gay.