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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 136 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So a nucler reactor is just a kettle with an extra spicy heating element?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes. Water + spicy rocks. Everything else is solar power, which is also nuclear power, but with the spiciness in the sky instead.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact. Coal plants release more radioactive materials than nuclear plants.]

Except the ones that blew up. Those ones were extra spicy.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except, even then, an average coal plant will release more radioactive material over its lifetime than Fukushima did.

It's just Chernobyl that you have to top. And even then there are coal plants that come close.

Now, it's not apples to apples. Coal plants release uranium and thorium. Not ceasium and strontium.

But yeah, never go swimming in a coal plant ash pit. For more than the obvious reasons.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

How many average coal plants per Chernobyl though. I suspect that number is surprising lower than the total number of coal plants.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Solar panels: Direct sky-spiciness to electricity conversion
  • Wind: Sky-spiciness made the air move
  • Hydroelectric: Sky-spiciness lifted the water up, gravity brings it down
  • Fossil fuels: Really old stored sky-spiciness from ancient plants
[–] killingspark 9 points 1 week ago

Nuclear: the sky spiciness got too spicy and turned into spicy rocks

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

A lot of that heat comes from decay of radioactive isotopes deep in the Earth. Still spicy rocks.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Geothermal: Incredibly old sky-spiciness from far, far away that Earth collected to slowly release.

And ultimately just used to heat water.

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, radioactive isotopes are formed in supernovae, so it's really just solar power from a different sun, right?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It's all gravity in the end. Or probably middle but I don't know why gravity, so that's as far as I can reduce it.

Everything we see around us is just hydrogen trying to get closer to the middle of the biggest hydrogen party it can find in the general vicinity. And we were all once part of at least one massive party that eventually got a bit out of hand when we all tried to get so close together we bounced off of a neutron star before it collapsed into a black hole.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's spicy rocks all the way down.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

All power is nuclear power when you keep digging, whether rocks come into play or not!

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not spicy. Everyone knows nuclear power is lemon-lime flavored.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Taste: slightly metallic, not great, not terrible.

[–] nichtburningturtle 9 points 1 week ago

A plausible Nile Red quote.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cherenkov: The blue raspberry of nuclear radiation

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That moment when you take a drag of your Blue Raspberry vape and the dosimeter next to you maxes out.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Adding more radiation to tobacco. Sure.

But slightly serious here. The actual mechanism of about 75% of tobacco related cancer, is the fact that tobacco leaves bioaccumulate natural radioactive elements from the soil.

If you smoke, you have radioactive lead and polonium in your lungs.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The same guy who deliberately messed with the vending machine will also intentionally misplace the delivery of the skull gun aug module, smh.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The best part of this game is that this conspiracy theory is incorrect. Fema killing Americans, illuminati, majestic 7, area 51, MIB: all real. Workplace persecution for a distrusted wounded war veteran?: crazed paranoia

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most power generation is just steam spinning turbines. Solar’s just weird. Wind cuts out the steam loop.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reflective solar is normal at least. But photovoltaics are weird. Even weirder is that they’re LEDs backwards, and the fact that transistors just are like that is why they’re encased in black plastic

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Unless you WANT your transistor to be this way and use it so you put an actual led inside the plastic as well to mess with (i.e. turn on and off) the transistor!

Also I would argue that wind could also be considered 'steam' turning a turbine. It's just vapour pressure 'steam' with a LOT of other pollutants which somehow increase the efficiency!

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about hydro electric? It uses cold steam

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ooh, cold steam burns are the worst!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That's not a spicy challenge id be willing to try.