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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

So he wants his friend to get a car loan for a brand new car, then sell the car they now owe a monthly payment on to him for $1000? Why would anyone ever do something so stupid? Is this just a description of how he plans to screw his friend out of a car and a ton of money?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But you see he signed at a 45 degree angle so his friend knows it's all good.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What if the ink is chartreuse, so not a true red?

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chartreuse is green, so odds are pretty good it's not a true red.

[–] federalreverse 11 points 2 months ago

Colorblind sovcits need to beware.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a crime punishable by death for commercial entities only, private citizens get $20

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure in the American justice system those punishments would be reversed, i.e. death for us regular folks, slap on the wrist for the company

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

True, but you're forgetting that we're talking about sovcits, which believe that everything works backwards and in their favor

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Maybe he hopes the friend would then default on the loan, and tell the bank they can't repo the car because someone else owns it now?

IDK, all stupid because this is why the bank holds the title and has a personal guarantee on the original borrower. His credit will get hosed, the bank will file a lawsuit, and the car will still be repo'ed.

Then this sovcit is welcome to go try to tell a judge why he should get the car back.