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I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, "Yeah all the time." I can't tell if it's sarcasm.

I asked this because Im a guy, and we've heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.

But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?

During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?

I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.

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[–] kersplomp@programming.dev 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

TIL there are like no women on lemmy

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 months ago (4 children)

yeah it's wild. every time i open ~~Lemmy~~ any internet application I turn into a guy? it's very handy when the women's bathroom line is too long

[–] voldage@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

yes, that is the transgender agenda, we switch genders each time we open lemmy and use blahaj plushies to stabilize, don't blow our cover like that in public though jesus christ

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same! It’s quite a useful trick if I ever need to find pants with pockets!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

or pee my name in the snow!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Technically the original statement could still be true. We now know there is a woman here but not women. \s

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

mum says it's my turn on the female internet slot!

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not very helpful. It's always the mens bathroom line that's too long at work. The woman basically gets her own.

[–] smb@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

we are a tech company. we had several floors in two near but separate buildings. we had as many toilets for woman as we had for men. basically each floor had one for woman and one for men which had a pissoir too. as we had > 90% men, mens toilets always had a waiting line after lunch time (not for the pissoir, however). on one floor the only woman was a trainee who (normal here) often had to go to school for 3weeks in a row, that was when men just used womens toilet as there was no woman to use it on the floor and the other woman on the other floor of that building literally had her very own toilet to share with no one. (rest of all the woman happened to work in the other building)

then the company started to build its own building to leave the rental situation and at the same time to better longterm meet some necessarities that come along with the market niche that the company serves. (there are some laws regulating some physical aspects of the building for our services.)

one if the promises was, that the "toilet situation" would be improved with the new building.

the new building then had larger toilets on each floor. the space was then used to still have one toilet for men, but now there were two pissoirs! and two large sinks just for washing hands. yay! womens bathroom now have 3 toilets on each floor each and also the large sinks too. same amount of toilets for 90% of empleyee, the 10% have now triple number toilets they had before and double the space for washing, using mirror etc.

The woman basically gets her own.

exactly, and when men don't have enough toilets, women actually gets build more of them to "statistically" solve the problem !! 🤣

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's fine. Now you can hire another two women and they still get their own. 👍

[–] smb@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

yes 💪

or maybe thats the hiring strategy to get more woman into tech jobs 😂 ... and we have reserved private toilets !! ...

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

I mean if i were, i would definitely shut up about it as well.

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Well duh. Lemmy is on the internet, and there are no women on the internet.

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kaiyoto@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Agreed. We're around, we just like to hide for good reason.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Just today you are learning this?