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It is the Texas of Canada... And sometimes they forget they aren't actually Texas

But at the same time I wouldn't throw 500 lb weights in the back and drive around claiming it didn't impact performance.

Yeah, you put it in the driver's seat

Ayyyoooooooo

Just send in the Doomslayer, we'll be fine

Tl;dr election year in the US. It's only going to get more intense until the actual election.

Where did you get the idea that 9 was written before 8 was made?

7 set up a few things, 8 just threw everything in the trash without setting up anything to replace it. 9 was hastily scrapped together because 8 left nothing to work with.

Then they can't advertise that the phone is x.x mm thick (if you ignore the thickest part!)

They couldn't have splurged for an Xbox controller at least?

Oh man, you were born too late for the wild 90s era of experimental keyboards

No, no... Continue driving it into the grave. He's doing the world a service

The real joke is that the can't bring back an empty capsule.

Boeing, in their infinite wisdom, decided to disable the software that would allow Starliner to undock by itself.

Despite it already having done this during its second test run.

So as of now, at least one astronaut MUST be inside the capsule to get this $6 billion space barnacle detached from the space station. They can't even send up the "rescue" ship because there wouldn't be any place for it to dock.

Insurance companies like to claim they've done all the math and research but they're just lazy asses looking for any reason to raise rates.

If Musk is part of that collusion, then is it still a conspiracy?

He told them to fuck off, they fucked off.