I don't blame him, didn't you see how mean she was to him last night!?
She kept making him say wrong things, stupid things, lies, and bumbling rants by letting him talk!!!
What a fucking meanie poopoo-head Kamala was by letting Trump be a moron out loud. She cheated!
I hope you didn't mean this with any genuine malice, cuz that got a solid chuckle out of this Jew
His current political affiliation? cuz it's right, not left... please don't hate me
/c/worsejokethanyoursbutsameobservation
I sex dead people
"So, Mr. Barron-"
"No, I've told you so many times, Baron is my son."
"Wait, are you saying that you're actually Donald Trump?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm John Miller. Definitely not Trump. Never even met Trump."
"Okaaaayyyy... Mr. Miller-"
"You don't have to be so formal. Please, just call me President Trump."
That puppy looks very upset that it can't currently lick its eater's face
Time to start calling in to any news outlet at the same time that Trump's on the air to debate him over the phone.
Then create social media bots to reply to each of Trump's posts with "Why is this weird old guy too scared to debate me?"
Bully him out of his own safe spaces and see what happens when he has nowhere to hide.
I believe Trump when he said that he never discussed that with Vance.
That's right, baby! The Barron is back and more senile than ever and he's speaking exclusively to J.D. Vance.
^Good God, I fucking hate that this joke could be real^
Even betterer, also grow some algae for biofuel
Oh shoot, some of my family's friends and neighbors from back in Poland were antisemites, though! And then they went along with letting my family members die in the ghettos or get taken to the concentration camps.
Hmmm... Nevermind, fuck antisemites.
ETA: one of my grandmother's cousins and her mother were taken to Dachau where a high-ranking officer found them charming and attractive, so he gave them kitchen duties. This meant they had access to extra food and would sneak food into the barracks.
When this was discovered, the officer's supervisors made the officer punish them by giving them hard labor manufacturing boots. So they intentionally made the boots wrong, packed mismatched pairs, etc so that numerous German soldiers would suffer frostbite that winter when their boots failed.