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I show them my box knife and ask if they can spare any food.

I should be able to vote by texting a phone number. Remember how they used to do American idol voting by texting a number. It should be something like that.

Nice kitchen. Mine is orange.

I like hanging out in parking lots at Walmarts and to scam boomers coming back with a load of groceries

I saw a guy on the bus doing this and I punched his lizard.

In the first year of working my first job after finishing school, I sent a cancellation message out to 5000 cancer patients for their appts with the hospital.

anon discovers cultural exchange

Reddit mods are such cucks for power that they cave when it's threatened to be removed

When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn't really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can't really remember. But then she asked about mine and that's when I told her about the escorts. That's when she got mad about me telling her about my past.

Shitty parents are the reason why I'm a sugar daddy.

Don't forget Alec Guinness playing an Arab in Lawrence of Arabia.

A lot of people will tend to mention John Wayne playing Genghis Khan or Mickey Rooney playing a Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany's but will skip over other examples.