indepndnt

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[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm, I'm trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like "I'm worth seven penises!"

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ohh, that makes sense. Perhaps I could've figured that out if I'd had any.

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I mean, it does sound like y'all both saved yourselves some time.

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is "contractual awareness"? I googled it and it just seems to be talking about contact law?

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Can someone summarize the Tuvix story for me? I don't remember it and I don't have any way to watch Voyager for free right now. How/why was he created(?)? I've gathered that Janeway killed him, but why?

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As I understand it, sharks aren't actually hungry all that often. They eat, then just spend a lot of time being chill sharks.

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

My manager recently denied some of my PTO requests, so whatever you just said (I didn't read it) doesn't count and all managers are bastards. QED.

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

lol thanks for saving me the trouble of fact checking myself too

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think they caught a shot of him practicing to kiss Kamala's ass?

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

When I was a teenager, I was hanging out with my brother who is 8 years older while he was fucking around with his .45 (probably ostensibly cleaning it) and it was pointed towards me when for some reason the slide suddenly released and the live round that was inexplicably involved jammed in the mechanism.

So I mean, I guess I didn't dodge a bullet, but I think I got pretty lucky.

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