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Yup, they know how to have a good time together!

I've seen that movie, and it was terrible.

How about Alien vs. Batman, or Predator vs. Jackie Chan.

Doh, two communities, but none for us who need it explained like we're four. /s

This guy spent all morning grooming, I'm sure of it, and it paid off!

Because it saw others doing it, and then, halfway across, it noticed the carrot field and thought to itself; "I get it, now".

You're not going to believe this, but it turns out that no one knew this was happening - they're all completely innocent! As long as they promise not to do anything immoral ever again, they're fine. /s

Hahaha, I had almost forgotten how good that face is. The eyes, the lip, the ears.. perfection.

I met a mad man in Paris the other day, he was in Seine.

Waiting for the guide on retractable keels..

Types of retractable keels: Fixed

I've seen quite a few people with the old Carlsberg logo tattooed on their bodies. Imagine being a beer lover only to discover people think you're a Nazi. /s

"Aaaahhh, the ocean.. the toilet of the world!"

• Homer Simpson

There's two choices in this election:

A convicted felon or a worthy presidential candidate.

In a sane(er) world this wouldn't even be considered a choice.