drolex

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I eat halves of cats.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

...on this blessed day.

Speak for yourself

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Now that I think of it, I have never seen Kamala Harris eating. Why? Because she eats cats probably. Otherwise she would proudly publicise her eating habits.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

He inflated the score by 2 points only. What a loser. Well he won, but you know what I mean. Don would have inflated the score by 145 points. He's the best inflater, nobody inflates like he does. He has inflated so much that he had the biggest inflation ever. Ah fuck, you know what I mean.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 15 hours ago

Nutri-score :

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

oh yeah it's been slammed alright

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sorry that was taken out of context, the real quote would be: "[...] should drive an Uber over the studio executives or go to the beach for a year to train sharks to attack studio executives"

Nice praxis, comrade Deering.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

Pirates chuckle: "I'm in danger"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

No such thing as a national flower for France. And if there was one it wouldn't be the iris anyway. And many other countries don't have that concept either.

This is some bullshit made up by an American florist trying to sell flowers to people who identify as 1/67th Slovenian.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

Oui, on s'en balance du choix des employés. Mets une boîte à suggestions dans un couloir, quelque chose sur l'écologie, ça leur donne l'impression de participer.

Comme je dis toujours dans mon entreprise : "on est pas en démocratie !"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Les syndicats nous emmerdent ! Pardon ça n'a aucun rapport mais c'est important de le répéter.

Pour ton problème particulier, je pense que si les sous-traitants en sécurité (les mecs en t-shirts de pompier) ont promis de pas foutre le bordel, tu peux t'en sortir sans trop de problème.

Évidemment j'ai entendu dire que l'ancien directeur de la compta (dit "le Beethoven de l'Excel") est parti en foutant les comptes dans le rouge et ça risque de retomber sur ton nouvel adjoint. Mais il peut s'en tirer élégamment en mettant tout sur le dos des secrétaires, comme d'habitude.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Is it electrons travelling in your brain that made you think that?

I have read about solipsism but I refuse to believe information I gathered from materials made from quarks and gluons, transported to my body via photons

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