beebarfbadger

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[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Q: "How many r are there in strawberry?"

A: "This question is usually answered by giving a number, so here's a number: 632. Mission complete."

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Sure, when the chips fall, eating a computer rig won't stave off starvation for even a minute.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 38 points 5 hours ago

No, obviously not the guns of real people, just the ones who get stopped and frisked by the police. Y'know... the ones you can tell are evil because they're... y'know, wink wink nudge nudge "urban".

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Just wait and see: all it takes is for a judge to tell him not to do it - ten consecutive times, THEN threaten with actual consequences, and THEN you may or may not see him become more circumspect about his transgressions in order to skirt the legal line a tiny bit less obviously!

After all: everyone is equal before the law!*

*Unless you bought the highest judges and make them declare you an absolute ruler immune to criminal law.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 69 points 5 days ago (6 children)

The absolutely unthinkable: financial losses for the people who have been making money by covering up the fact that they are destroying the planet for their own profit.

Add in one of the best-financed propaganda/obfuscation campaigns maintained for seven decades and public opinion mirrors what it gets fed from big-oil-owned media outlets.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

By definition, he cannot "do something that will make him lose support". Those who still support him like what he does by default, because HE does it. It literally doesn't matter anymore what it is that he does.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Just be be completely safe from airborne toxins, they should make it a completely airtight cage of bulletproof glass.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Reverse human centipede.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Some people are just looking for something to keep them busy while chatting.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is categorically false. In order to qualify as an unknown flying object, it needs to be 1) an object, 2) flying and 3) unknown. So if I throw a pen into the air and you don't know what it is that I've launched - bam - UFO.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That is not true at all.

Bad actors do everything in their power to get richer at the cost of everybody they can rip off as much as possible, legally or otherwise.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bananald J. Trump

 

Seems like it should and the result should be one. Does mathematics agree with me on that?

 

While there is no at-will cantrip that directly heals, the unlockable illithid power Transfuse Health lets one heal another character at the cost of half one's current hp. Now you'll be thinking, "that's not infinite", and you'd be mostly right - except warlocks can create 7 temp hp at will with the eldritch invocation Fiendish Vigor. The neat thing about transfuse health is that it does not transfer the healing character's hp to the healed one - no, it subtracts the amount of half the character's current hp and then heals the other character for that, BUT, it starts subtracting from temporary hp! This means that as long as you have 15 hp and 7 points of fiendish vigourous temp hp up, the seven hp that make up half your current actual hp will be subtracted from your temp hp and not touch your real hp, leaving you with 15 perfectly fine and untouched hp. Reapply fiendish vigour and repeat as often as necessary.

It may not be the fastest way of healing, but it is repeatable ad infinitum on other group members and only leaves the healer at 15 hp + 7 temp hp.

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