aphonefriend

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[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Except she isn't white.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. I draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Drop the Netflix and hit the high seas mate.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Was this case dismissed? Still ongoing? How is there not more on this? This would be prison for anyone else no question.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If it's outlook you can access it from "webmail.your companydomain.com/edu/org" from any browser. That way you don't need teams on your phone either.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Come inside for a free consultation.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

The end can't come soon enough.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look at this smug assholes face. He knows damn well they won't be doing anything of the sort unless it increases their profit margins. And he also knows damn well the government won't do anything to seriously hinder their margins.

Bread and circuses. This is just another show. You want change? Stop using Microsoft. Period.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

9/11 reference to people who think it was an inside job.

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