altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

AI, I need a picture with Linux red hat.....

I'm sorry sir,
Or ma'am,

Both,

it seems I'm not allowed to show images of people with red hats. Would you like images of small cats instead?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 16 hours ago

See that? You don't. Its not night. You insult in the shadow of an old drunk Mexican.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

Which will also eliminate their profit cost. Profits are negative costs if you think about it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago

Hold on the scrum master is saying something but these doritos are loud! It's a big bag. Engincruncherring something something crunch clean crunch desk crunch your pink crunch sps. Crunch crunch belongings crunch crunch. I think he wants us to get everything to be pink!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 18 hours ago

Trigra masapara tubi top top tubi

For the longest time I through those were the words. I barely spoke any English then. The 80's and 90's are a slight blur. Please don't send me to Guantanamo.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Permanent vacations 6ft under.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

And we can connect a taser to his balls in case he wants to leave Earl so we can bring him Right back.
He won't know if he's coming our going lol.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 26 points 1 day ago

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

That's gonna be a long wait until everyone's done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Jalapeño first.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Things to do to Putin when he's caught:

  1. Remove internal organs.
  2. Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon....
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