Zoidsberg

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[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

potentially sexy

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if, instead of leading humanity in a fight for survival against a diverse mix of alien races with complex social structures, he fought some apes on an otherwise uninhabited planet?

Give this man a lead writing credit.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Weren't they one of the "build plastic engines and deny everyone's warranty claims" ones with Kia and Hyundai?

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh the bright side, probably don't have to go to work on Monday.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like this. Not sure if this was the intention, but it feels like looking up at the sky from in a grave. Weirdly peaceful.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, having a kid will fix my mental health?

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How would caseless ammo work? "Sorry, I can't shoot. I have bullets but my gunpowder tank is empty."

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

smelting orphans

Haven't heard that one before. Had a hearty chuckle.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Worth noting that whenever the subject comes up, people will defend the Stormcloaks, praising Ulfric's fight for the province's right to self-govern and-

Wait.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

America sounds more horrific every time I hear about it

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca to c/dogs@lemmy.world
 

Every day when I get home from work, I get down on the floor to greet our bulldog, and she sneezes directly into my face. I want to be clear that this is not the typical playful half-sneezes that some dogs do, although she does do that with other people. This is an intense, wet, genuine sneeze.

I have tried ignoring her when I get home, thinking that maybe she just needs to calm down a bit, but she will follow me around the house and start whining if I don't acknowledge her. It makes me too sad. I have to give in.

I have a pretty dirty job so I usually hop right in the shower when I get home anyway. A bit of canine spittle really isn't that big of a deal, in the grand scheme of things. I'm really just curious about whats going on. Is she allergic to me?

Thanks

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All I need is something to trim time off the ends of a video and knock it from 1080p down to 720p.

 

Looks like the bundles are priced at 8995LP, 2995LP, and 1595LP.

I do really like the Superior cosmetic outfits, but I don't know if I 9000LP-like them. What are your thoughts?

 

Southwestern BC, Canada. We think he's a European mantis.

 

He climbs to the top of the glass, spreads himself out, and floats around upside-down on the surface. A tetra bumped him, and he curled up and sank to the bottom, so he definitely wasn't stuck up there. The second he hit the substrate he went right back to the glass and did it again.

Why? Whats his deal? We have a handful of assassins and none of the other ones are doing this. He only does it when the light is on.

Pic from above.

 
 

I especially like the cape/cloak.

 

I can fall asleep almost anywhere. I routinely fall asleep in the break room at work. Once, I was helping a friend fix his car, and I fell asleep on his garage floor when he went inside to get water.

But in a hot metal tube tearing through the sky, with my neck all kinked? Get out of here, man.

 

Thought you guys might like my lucky lighter and favourite playing cards.

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