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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 82 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It might have pee in it, considering where it comes from, but it's mostly not pee and if you've ever tasted both, you'd know the difference.

However, I do believe a vast majority of squirting in porn is just them peeing.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Let's just say I've partied a time or two

And yeah they've done studies in which dye was placed in the bladder of several women before intercourse, and all of them that experienced squirting, and their partners, had dye present on their bodies afterwards. So thar be pee in them thar spills.

[–] smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus she must be ripped look at the angle of her legs

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

LBP always trying to make me act unwise (and create a social media account for thirst follows)

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't even got a meme reply, just yes.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly. Loss of bodily control is loss of bodily control. The more foul the fluid, the deeper the spasm.

That being said, I hope and pray that I never get shit or puked on. Please God. I'd puke so fast.

I'd probably get over it, but fuck that's just too much.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Comedian Patrice O'Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.

"Hell yeah got so much dick in there there's not even room for air!" (Toot toot toot)

I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is my excuse:

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, the if in this case acknowledges that it's pee.

[–] JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A study earlier this year confirmed it's not piss.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is absolutely bonkers that it has taken until this year until someone said "hey this liquid that does not, feel, smell, look or taste like pee that we call pee might not be pee." Are people with access to spectral analysis just bad at sex and have never seen it?

Please tell me the study gave it a scientific name.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The study that I read injected dye into the bladders of several female volunteers of varying ages, sizes, etc. Every pair who experienced squirting had dye on them after.

It's piss and pussy juice bro. It's always been piss and pussy juice.

Just like the g-spot has always been the backside of the cluster of nerves that make up the clitoris, and the male one is near the back of the inner workings of your Franky boy.

Also, the g-spot feels similar to the roof of your mouth, so if you're struggling, feel for that and then massage it like you're rubbing a cramp out of your foot. But maybe not quite as firm. Start easy.

[–] Dakkaface@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Comes through the bladder, but isn't pee. They did an ultrasound study where women emptied thier bladders and then stimulated until they squirted. Thier bladder is empty of urine, but rapidly fills and releases a clear fluid to squirt.

If the lady doesn't empty her bladder first, it's going to have urine in it. But the fluid itself isn't urine.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a simple man. Shit comes out of a bladder, it's pee.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes, but why can't someone give me the scientific name for pussy juice?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Technically, it would be 'vaginal fluid' or 'vaginal excretion'

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So men get words like smegma, pre-ejaculate or semen and women get "mucus"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_lubrication

We can do better 😣

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

But women get boobs that they can touch literally whenever they want to, so they win anyway. Also, who can do better? It's not actually clear from the context.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's actually a form of puss comprised mostly of white blood cells and would be indicative of a pretty ripping bacterial infection.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Shhh, I'm trying to prank this guy

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well. Either way doesn't bother OP none, we've established that.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bitchy trampoline

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The fuck is NSFW about this? There's nothing graphic at all. Just a description of some bodily functions.

I swear people freak out about sex when they don't need to.

[–] the_best_nerd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

it's nsfw bc i wouldn't want a coworker or my boss to see this on my screen

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I agree. The only thing that makes it NSFW would be talking about it at the workplace. Like you can't share this in the office Slack.

I'm still on the side of we need more tags than just NSFW/not-nsfw. Id say this is more Porn.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I agree but someone asked and it was just a couple taps so it's whatever

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I fully agree 100%, because damn it's flattering regardless when you make someone with a pussy squirt. But maybe this should be tagged nsfw?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What job do you have that lets you browse lemmy.world and specifically 196?

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Trick question, I don't have a job.