Windex007

It reads to me like someone trying to build a persona that Elon would like.

Has your account been hacked?

Yeah like the programming language

This is why I dig ditches. I create labour because someone has to pay to fill them in.

Gonna whisper what the first word in "PHP" stands for

In the last hour? ~~No~~

Edit: never mind

IBM comes to mind

But R and K agree on zero

Compilation error or run time errors? One is a gift and the other is a curse.

Any language in which whitespace has syntactic value is intrinsically flawed.

Can't speak to your specific issues, but that's why yaml will always suck.

Quick fuck you to everyone who thought I was being dramatic a decade ago.